Mediocre Movie Reviews – Attack of the Clones

Synopsis It's ten years after Phantom Menace.  The Republic is starting to fracture; the Separatists from Phantom Menace have started to gain ground on several planets after the battle on Naboo.  Naboo Senator Padme Amidala is being hunted by assassins hired by the Separatist forces so the Jedi Council assigns Anakin Skywalker to protect, not … Continue reading Mediocre Movie Reviews – Attack of the Clones

Mediocre Movie Reviews – X-Men: The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand was the third chapter of the X-Men movie franchise, and was the one that prompted a franchise reboot/revamp based on how poorly it was received by the fans even though it was a financial success ($459 million worldwide on a $210 million budget according to IMDB.com).  But it wasn't a total … Continue reading Mediocre Movie Reviews – X-Men: The Last Stand

Mediocre Movie Reviews: Star Wars Episode One

Star Wars: Episode One........oh boy, where do I start.  So much promise, so much fail.  After sixteen years of waiting we finally got another Star Wars movie.  We were all so pumped for it....and we were mostly disappointed.  I remember going in the theater ready for the awesome and coming out just thinking "was that … Continue reading Mediocre Movie Reviews: Star Wars Episode One

Mediocre Movie Reviews: Green Lantern (2011)

Synopsis: Hal Jordan is given a green power ring by a dying Green Lantern, Abin Sur, and takes Sur's place as a Green Lantern.  As he learns how to use his new powers he has to take an alien menace known as Parallax and save the world. Green Lantern.......sigh.......so much potential, so little realization.  It … Continue reading Mediocre Movie Reviews: Green Lantern (2011)